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Right Wing Limericks
by Al Bienstock
TRANSPARENCY ALA PELOSI
An Alice in Wonderland minute -
Hide the truth... there's no way to spin it.
Though it's shrouded in stealth,
Pass the bill for our health
That's how you'll find out what is in it.
Nancy Pelosi: "So we have to pass the [healthcare] bill so you can, uh, find out what is in it."
MEGA-DEFICIT
A new report from the CBO
Has dealt Obama another blow.
Actual deficit
Took a much bigger hit
Than Obama said. Man, do we owe!
It's "only" one-point-two trillion more
Than what Barack predicted before.
But that's not the worst news -
There's more for us to lose -
With his spending, much more is in store.
The nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office (CBO) says the actual deficit is $1.2 trillion more than Obama predicted - now a staggering $9.8 trillion.
PENNSYLVANIA LEADERSHIP CONFERENCE - 2010
Leaders who are dynamic and bright
Will be speakers, to our great delight.
Each year the PLC
Is the one place to be
If your politics are on the right.
In just two days there's so much to do -
Network, learn and meet friends old and new.
It's a really great show.
Who should make plans to go?
Here is the single-word answer - you.
The Pennsylvania Leadership Conference (April 16 & 17) brings together conservatives who want to network, hear from state and national leaders and learn from a host of panels about today's issues. Scheduled speakers are: political consultant Dick Morris, conservative leader Phyllis Schlafly, pollster Kellyanne Conway, Human Events columnist John Gizzi, former congressman and current U.S. Senate candidate PatToomey, State Rep. Mike Turzai, and Penna. governor candidates State Rep. Sam Rohrer and Attorney General Tom Corbett.
Log on to http://www.paleadershipconference.org/ to register (early bird rates in effect until March 15).
