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10 September 2010 at 11:19:35 AM
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by Al Bienstock
AL GORE GREEN
On things "green," Al Gore opts to expound.
Funny ... what goes around comes around.
Students will soon be seen
With faces turning green -
The Al Gore School's built on toxic ground.
FOXNews, 9/7/10: "A Los Angeles school district has named a new academy after Al Gore - the only problem is the school was built on toxic soil."
NINE-ONE-ONE REMEMBERED
The attack that took place nine-one-one
Signaled that a new war had begun.
Now we cannot forget
That it's not over yet
And it won't be until we have won.
biCZAR WORLD
Barrack has lots of czars, like for TARP,
And some of them are not very sharp.
Now he's added one more
To engage in a war.
Against terrorists? No, Asian carp.
Chicago Tribune, 9/8/10: "The White House has tapped a former leader of the Indiana Department of Natural Resources and the Indiana Wildlife Federation as the Asian carp czar to oversee the federal response to keeping the invasive species out of the Great Lakes."
WHAT DROPPED - JOBLESS CLAIMS OR STANDARDS?
Jobless claims dropped. Dems were elated.
But the results were overstated -
Were real numbers used? No.
Just an Obama show -
For nine states they were estimated.
Bloomberg, 9/9/10: "Applications for U.S. unemployment benefits declined more than forecast last week, easing concern that employers will accelerate firings as the world's largest economy cools." "For the latest reporting week, nine states didn't file claims data to the Labor Department in Washington because of the Labor Day holiday earlier this week, a department official told reporters. California and Virginia estimated their figures and the U.S. government estimated the other seven."
